Month: March 2008

  • 20080331-Pikocchio San

    Hey, ‘Smooches’! Your ‘Paw’ is pissing me off!
    Yes! Eight ‘slong’ years like Pinocchio’s swoon!
    Shits by ‘Uncle PM’, my hard work – scoff!
    Sticking and trolling; you fat, purple prune!
    Godless men praying to government trough,
    Shots by CIA from a dentist goon.

    Author’s note: A ‘Harrisham Rhyme poem about unfinished business of ‘ten syllables’ with rhyming scheme of ‘ababab’.

    This teeny, weenie, short poem is inspired by a photo showing his fat boy in a purple and white checkered shirt and another phone call about his ongoing dental problems around 04:30PM.

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20080330-Animated Gifs

    Oh, I forgot to mention that I’ve added some nifty animated .gifs from `FreeSmileys.org – Thousands of Free Smileys`. One appears on my ‘Site map’ page, three more on my ‘Welcome!’, ‘Home’ or ‘Front page’, four more on my ‘Help’ page and one on my widget located in the sidebar below.

    Here are the samples of smiley faces:

    The ‘Site maps’ shows a bunch of yellow smileys dancing to a disc jockey and has lights of red, blue and green flashing.

    The ‘Home’ page shows a see-saw of a angel and devil playing while a yellow smiley looks in the direction of the one going up; a red smiley going up and down like a yo-yo and a colorful spectrum of smileys blinking behind a wooden sign with the word ‘Home’ in front.

    The ‘Help’ page shows one UFO coming in for a landing and a yellow smiley being beamed upward while a sad faced smiley waves ‘goodbye’ from its left side.

    There are two other smileys: one on the left is crying while the one on the right is pacing back and forth, looking up at the reader.

    One sidebar ‘widget’ shows around sixteen purple smileys bowing down to a red smiley with a golden crown.

    I’ve added later on a bunch of green-faced smileys with their tongues sticking out as they hung from a thin vertical line and moved across from left to right.

    My purpose was to spice up the website and make it more interesting, almost like marketing by diversifying whatever is going on — products, services, etc. So that’s it for now until I think of something else to preoccupy my down times during the chemtrails being laid against my clear blue skies and sylphs coming by to say, ‘Hi’.

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20080330-Hover Levels

    Okay, I’ve been playing around with my paid CSS upgrade for my current ‘Pool’ theme via WordPress and cannot be satisfied with the layout because I still don’t understand how the different list levels (li, ol and ul) affect the hover mode. I couldn’t get ‘list style type’ for the second level to appear as ‘circle’ but for whatever reason that is the same as the first level as ‘disc’, which are those dark filled in circles to the left of each list item.

    I still cannot figure out the differences between the ‘li’, ‘ol’ and ‘ul’ and how grouping those as ‘li ul li’, ‘ul li’, ‘li ul’, ‘li’ only, ‘ul’ only, or any other combination affect my hover mode. All I know is my final combination ‘li ul li’ works nicely to set the long, horizontal ‘li’ color (I used from the ‘comment form’) apart from my ‘content’ (wrapper or container) background color of ‘pale white blue’ (#CCCCFF).

    Here are some combinations that I didn’t like: With the ‘ul li’ combination, the ‘li’ color is the same color per paragraph and the ‘hover’ color is not shown. With the ‘ul’ alone, the ‘ul’ color appears as the background for the ‘li’ items only. With the ‘li ul’ combination, the ‘li’ color is the same as the ‘hover’ color, with the ‘ul’ color being the spaces in between as the ‘margin’. With the ‘li’ alone, the ‘li’ color is the same as the ‘ul’ color.

    For the header of the sidebar (below), I reduced the ‘letter spacing’ from 0.2em to 0.1em (to keep that the same as the size for the header of my posts and pages) and I matched the background color for both this header and the appearance of the text with a hover color of ‘pale white cyan’ (#CCFFFF). I got the hover color for the ‘li’ of the sidebar (below) from the header to my posts and pages (above), by the way.

    Anyway, y’all may check out the sidebar (below) and look for other changes that I may have not yet mentioned but will later if I’m not too lazy to blog. The whole day was clear blue skies after some fluffy, puffy white clouds — I took some photos but will upload to my Flickr.com account. I did sleep well in during the ‘prana dip’ in the mid-afternoon over the past few days, too.

    At around 04:33PM, the ‘Satanist’ marked my intersection, took off like a scared chicken and fill the air with burning rubber, which was blown away southward by the fresh winds. He came back a few minutes later because I ‘summoned’ him. If he really wanted to meet or visit me he could have rang the doorbell to my parents home. Chickens! Puck! Puck! Puck!

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20080330-Dream Journal

    There was a presentation on a chalkboard. I was writing on the chalkboard with my right hand to my left side while talking to a group of at least three, four or five people sitting in small school chairs to my right. There appears to be a door behind me. A guy got up and either stopped me in the middle of my presentation and maybe started talking about something else.

    I saw second room elsewhere in the building and saw two guys to my left talking about their marketing. They were standing to the left of this long table while I was standing adjacent to their right. There was this large book containing drawings and other words that they were discussing. The shorter of the two guys (who appeared ‘Asian’ and who was standing to the right of the taller guy) picked up the book and flipped through the pages to show the other guy the contents of those pages.

    I then saw myself walking somewhat dimly lit hallway with at least two other people. We turned right and in a few more steps saw the elevators in another section straight ahead. I wanted to take elevator but a black female held a door open for us to take seven flights of stairs downward. The door was located to my right prior to the elevators but facing in the opposite direction.

    We both went downstairs in a slightly darkened stairwell. The steps were no more than four to five per landing. I found myself using my hands and swinging around to the next landing instead of walking down with my feet.

    I found myself landing on a bunch of long, steamed dark violet flowers, which were located slightly ahead to the left of the exit door. The imprints of my shoes left its mark on this bed of flowers in a 270 degrees position relative to my emerging from the exit door.

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20080329-Flynn’s Epitaph

    Oh my gawd! I’ve done and made more of myself as funny as a fool. I’ve renamed the title of my ‘Home’ page to reflect my epitaph: ‘In memory of FürInDuh-San: Laughed out loud and died from fun!‘ This appears as the title on top of my ‘static’ (or front) page for those coming into the main webpage; since the header section to my ‘Blog name’, ‘Flynn’s Blog‘ does not contain the element for the ‘Tagline’, which is my epitaph.

    So I noticed that the upper left hand corner for the Windows Internet Explorer spells out my epitaph, as well as the other pages, except for ‘Recent posts’, which merely spells out my ‘Blog name’. But this is in ‘Preview’ mode while logged into my account. I’ll have to test to see exactly how my epitaph would appear to the public readers.

    It makes more sense to remove the duplication of the word ‘Home’ as the title from my ‘static’ (or ‘Front page’), which already says ‘Home Sweet Home!’ in the body. The redundancy is already obvious from the word definitions found for the ‘Help’ and ‘FAQ’ pages. The other pages, ‘Stats’, ‘About me’, ‘Contact me’, ‘Contents’, and ‘Site map’ are self explanatory.

    I think this newest theme, ‘Pool’, is a keeper. As I mentioned in my previous blogs, I keep saying that I like the current theme despite some imperfections I keep seeing and end up finding something better. So hopefully, I’ll be a happy camper this time and let my blogging begin once again without interruption.

    The only slight drawback was the reduction of the font size to the ‘header 2’ from 1.5em to 1.2em in order to accommodate my long epitaph. This made the rest of the titles for the posts and pages appear smaller, which is fine for now even thought I really like the titles to come out larger than the rest of the body.

    Addendum on 03/29/2008 at 11:11AM: Okay, I’ve restored the original title of ‘Home’ to my ‘static’ (or ‘Front page’). Instead, I uploaded a .jpg image of my epitaph and set that as a background position of 10% (from the left) and 90% (from the top). The image is blurry but that’s the compromise for the lack of a ‘description’ that I sort of needed to commemorate ‘moi’.

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20080329-Dream Journal

    I awoke around 08:30AM to left sinus congestion. I dreamt about my parental units and I traveling somewhere, stopping at a small place where lots of Hispanics were already living. A black female was the one in charge. I remember seeing her desk at the front area of what appears to be a small house off the main room where lots of trees grew.

    Inside this building were many rooms with bathrooms that were being used by other people as we made our way through the only bathroom in the back left for taking our shower or bath. The bedrooms had at least two cramped beds with an adjacent bathroom. I saw one woman awoken by us as we entered that room, which had the vacant bathroom.

    Then we traveled onward to Frisco twice for whatever reason. The day was brightly lit. I saw ‘Shrimpsei’ standing to the right of his daughter; both were having their pictures taken in front of a large object.

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20080328-Editing Weblog

    As y’all can see, I’ve done another theme. This time it’s ‘Pool’ by Borja Fernandez. I’ve modeled the width, margins and padding to my modified ‘DayDream’ theme by Jim Whimpey and kept my colors for the background, content (wrapper or container), some borders the same. I left the light blue colors for some of the font.

    The first challenge was finding the correct combination of margin, padding and width for the body and content (wrapper or container) to center the overall fixed width of 750px to my weblog. The solid 3px borders helped me to determine how well the top portions containing my posts and pages (above) line up with the sidebar (or bottombar) below.

    I further tested the three screen resolutions, my favorite 800 x 600 for the largest viewing, and two others — 1024 x 768 and 1280 x 1024. My goal was to accommodate my large fonts at 1em for various screen pixels as well as the ‘Change Zoom Level’ for those with Internet Explorer browsers. I am proud once again to have made my ‘ideal’ weblog look perfect (to me at least).

    Another annoyance but a good learning experience was how to ‘position’ that search bar. It was originally set to ‘relative’ and I didn’t like how it moved around with various screen resolutions and browser zooms. So I tested some more and found a position of ‘static’ worked well. The ‘margin’ was weird at -70px and 10px, with the padding at 0px.

    I had to adjust one widget, the ‘Category Cloud’, from a ‘Maximum  font percentage’ of 275 to 145 because the ‘font height’ of the ‘sidebar’ wouldn’t accommodate the word of my largest category, ‘Poetry’, which disappeared behind one of the widget below. I’ll have to look into the CSS stylesheet to find out if I could adjust the ‘font height’ of the ‘tag cloud’ itself without affecting the ‘font height’ of the ‘sidebar’ generally.

    The main reason I replaced the ‘DayDream’ theme with the ‘Pool’ theme was because I needed to see my timestamp for all posts and archives. And the data (date, time, category, tags, comments and edit) is located underneath the title to each post, not pages unfortunately. And the fonts for the data are small enough for my purpose with the ‘main’ header (or title) to the pages and posts centered nicely at font size of 1.5em.

    My only gripe with this theme is that the header ‘description’ for my epitaph is not included. I’ll need to figure out how to insert a one line text for my ‘Tagline’ underneath my ‘Blog title’: Flynn’s Blog with font size of 2em. I don’t think there is a CSS program that will allow for this particular feature of mine. Nothing is perfect!

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20080328-Tweaking Again

    As y’all can see, I’ve done another theme. This time it’s ‘Pool’ by Borja Fernandez. I’ve modeled the width, margins and padding to my modified ‘DayDream’ theme by Jim Whimpey and kept my colors for the background, content (wrapper or container), some borders the same. I left the light blue colors for some of the font.

    The first challenge was finding the correct combination of margin, padding and width for the body and content (wrapper or container) to center the overall fixed width of 750px to my weblog. The solid 3px borders helped me to determine how well the top portions containing my posts and pages (above) line up with the sidebar (or bottombar) below.

    I further tested the three screen resolutions, my favorite 800 x 600 for the largest viewing, and two others — 1024 x 768 and 1280 x 1024. My goal was to accommodate my large fonts at 1em for various screen pixels as well as the ‘Change Zoom Level’ for those with Internet Explorer browsers. I am proud once again to have made my ‘ideal’ weblog look perfect (to me at least).

    Another annoyance but a good learning experience was how to ‘position’ that search bar. It was originally set to ‘relative’ and I didn’t like how it moved around with various screen resolutions and browser zooms. So I tested some more and found a position of ‘static’ worked well. The ‘margin’ was weird at -70px and 10px, with the padding at 0px.

    I had to adjust one widget, the ‘Category Cloud’, from a ‘Maximum  font percentage’ of 275 to 145 because the ‘font height’ of the ‘sidebar’ wouldn’t accommodate the word of my largest category, ‘Poetry’, which disappeared behind one of the widget below. I’ll have to look into the CSS stylesheet to find out if I could adjust the ‘font height’ of the ‘tag cloud’ itself without affecting the ‘font height’ of the ‘sidebar’ generally.

    The main reason I replaced the ‘DayDream’ theme with the ‘Pool’ theme was because I needed to see my timestamp for all posts and archives. And the data (date, time, category, tags, comments and edit) is located underneath the title to each post, not pages unfortunately. And the fonts for the data are small enough for my purpose with the ‘main’ header (or title) to the pages and posts centered nicely at font size of 1.5em.

    My only gripe with this theme is that the header ‘description’ for my epitaph is not included. I’ll need to figure out how to insert a one line text for my ‘Tagline’ underneath my ‘Blog title’: Flynn’s Blog with font size of 2em. I don’t think there is a CSS program that will allow for this particular feature of mine. Nothing is perfect!

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20080328-Stats Pages

    I’ve added five more pages with (Blog) ‘Stats’ as the ‘third’ page, which appears on the ‘topbar’ (or navigation bar), just below the header. The decision to place this newest page is based on my review of other websites. And since the ‘Faq’ and ‘Site maps’ pages were out of sequence alphabetically, I decided that this page belongs in between ‘Recent posts’ and ‘About me’. I figured since the ‘Site map’ was already perfect and all I needed was to insert the link to the ‘Blog Stats’.

    The other four pages are children to the parent page ‘Stats’. I’ve included the four links to these new pages within the body of their parent page at the bottom. Above this section are three more statistics I’ve pulled from my ‘Dashboard>Blog Stats’ into a spreadsheet. I proceeded to copy and paste each ‘table’ into their respective pages; added bullets and blockquote features and my ‘copyright’ at the bottom of each page and assigned each page order starting with 1 and ending with 4.

    Then one by one, starting with the parent page, ‘Stats’, I published ‘Referrers’ (page 1), ‘Top Posts and Pages’ (page 2), and ‘Search Engine Terms’ (page 3) and ‘Clicks’ page 4. The descriptions to each page were also pulled from my ‘Dashboard>Blog Stats’ of my free WordPress.com account.

    I don’t think I’ll do this again until the end of this year or maybe every quarter because the pages are not self-updating; it takes too long to pull and paste the data and this is a free WordPress.com account. I’ve looked into the WordPress.org for those who know how to maintain their websites. But it looks like a lot of work and I’m not that smart to oversee any errors that may go wrong.

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20080327-Editing Weblog

    I have made more modifications to my ‘DayDream’ theme by Jim Whimpey via WordPress. He does have a sense of humor, where he mentions in his original CSS text that the sidebar area is actually on the bottom, which makes sense because the text should read ‘bottombar’ instead, get it?

    I like that in a man who has a sense of humor. I’m talking about slap-stick sense of humor that will pop those nice veins on the side of one’s forehead, hopefully not cause aneurysm — from people holding their breath too long that they turn blue to throwing up through their noses from laughing too long and hard.

    Anyway, for two day’s I’ve been playing around with my weblog because, once again, TPTB are lying fools. I’ve switched themes and tried different kinds after reading the ‘Faq’ and ‘Forum’ sections of WordPress. I viewed different themes from another website because I too was also getting bored with the default themes of WordPress. So all I could do is modify this current layout.

    Today, I made font sizes 1em for the post entries, 1.2em for the post data (or date stamp) and 1.3em for the post header (or title); added double lines underneath for the post header and dotted lines for the post data; and changed the 3px borders for the comment area, post meta data and navigation to ‘pale white red’ color (#FFCCCC).

    The day was nothing but clear blue skies with no clouds or chemtrails, colder than expected and so relaxing that there is no care in the world for me at least and for now as I continue finding ways to improve my theme with the current paid CSS upgrade of WordPress. The four parakeets are well and Bugsy (the purple and white one) is especially the ‘happy boy’ with Pimon, Simon and Ye-Yo getting stronger and fatter, too.

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20080327-Tweaking Again

    I have made more modifications to my ‘DayDream’ theme by Jim Whimpey via WordPress. He does have a sense of humor, where he mentions in his original CSS text that the sidebar area is actually on the bottom, which makes sense because the text should read ‘bottombar’ instead, get it?

    I like that in a man who has a sense of humor. I’m talking about slap-stick sense of humor that will pop those nice veins on the side of one’s forehead, hopefully not cause aneurysm — from people holding their breath too long that they turn blue to throwing up through their noses from laughing too long and hard.

    Anyway, for two day’s I’ve been playing around with my weblog because, once again, TPTB are lying fools. I’ve switched themes and tried different kinds after reading the ‘Faq’ and ‘Forum’ sections of WordPress. I viewed different themes from another website because I too was also getting bored with the default themes of WordPress. So all I could do is modify this current layout.

    Today, I made font sizes 1em for the post entries, 1.2em for the post data (or date stamp) and 1.3em for the post header (or title); added double lines underneath for the post header and dotted lines for the post data; and changed the 3px borders for the comment area, post meta data and navigation to ‘pale white red’ color (#FFCCCC).

    The day was nothing but clear blue skies with no clouds or chemtrails, colder than expected and so relaxing that there is no care in the world for me at least and for now as I continue finding ways to improve my theme with the current paid CSS upgrade of WordPress. The four parakeets are well and Bugsy (the purple and white one) is especially the ‘happy boy’ with Pimon, Simon and Ye-Yo getting stronger and fatter, too.

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20080325-Blaming Game

    On Tuesday, my evening phone conversation of 20 minutes with Brat ended after the hearing the operator disconnect us due to the alleged ‘low battery’ of Brat’s cellphone. I took over the conversation after Maw failed in trying to explain to the boy how to rest and relax the affected area. But as usual, the arrogant Brat continues to ignore her stories and tell her that he knows what he is doing because the doctor told him everything earlier that day.

    On Monday Maw called the boy. He then complained to Maw about a sudden flare-up of pain in his right knee, an injury he sustained years ago from snowboarding. He went on to add that this pain occurred right after visiting our paternal grandmother in the nursing home right after eating breakfast together in Carrow’s Restaurant for Easter Sunday.

    In his conversation to Maw, he suggested that maybe grandma’s ‘bad vibration’ (as described by Twit) had something to do with this pain because Twit also sustained a major injury that same night. He told me that Twit was boiling her very hot soup and Brat was helping her when all of a sudden the ladle and hot liquid landed on her left forearm, causing second degree burns.

    This, my friends, in a nut shell is karma. Twit didn’t deserve to suffer the long term scar but she had to absorb the excitable energy leftover from Brat, again, in the form of injuries due to her disregard, nay, total disrespect towards Brats relatives and bio-units, mainly us. After over two years of not visiting his grandma in the nursing home, their carelessness is totally their own doing and not some ‘bad luck’ rubbed off by an old lady living 45 minutes away from them.

    As mentioned in my previous blogs (i.e. 20080205-Arrogant Fools), the twosome continues to live together in ‘sin’ for over almost two years. This is not good in the eyes of grandma who (after hearing Maw replied ‘No’ to grandma’s inquiry if they are married); she rolled, shifted and cast her eyes downward to the floor. I have observed this event and will remember well.

    This is already the second bad sign from the elder (our grandma) with the first one being the first time grandma came to their house on 05/27/2007 for the combination birthday party of Brat and the engagement announcement. Twit totally ignored grandma but merely looked at her from the counter while keeping busy with the tasteless food of ravioli and other rationing that didn’t sit well with our stomach. I remember this event well, too.

    To this day, they continue to deny their relationship is wrong: from the moment Brat used curse words over the phone at Twit. He screamed that he had no feelings whatsoever for Twit, who called him constantly after his break up with a Portuguese named Michelle to the fighting on the first day they moved in on 05/01/2006.

    They already broke our Filipino tradition of making sure the couple was the first to set foot in their new house. Instead Twit bought her mom and older sister first, played dumb and fought back at Brat in front of us. I will not forget also how they failed to properly thank us for helping them ‘qualify’ for their loan with a handsome down payment, which was my idea.

    Anyway, I have learned there is no changing the fate of Brat, who chose to be fooled by someone dumber than he is, someone he could manipulate to his every wishes and desires, that Twit. He chose to turn a deaf ear to my truth on Tuesday night– the claim not to notice how Twit stood near the door and away from grandma and the failure to accept responsibility for anything that doesn’t go his way.

    In my cellphone text to him on Monday, I told Brat that he is obliged to visit his grandma over there and us here and to avoid any fear-mongering tactics and superstitions from Twit, who may be brainwashing his weaker mind (located below the belt) into believing that her bio-units is ‘good’ (in his own words) and that his only living grandma is evil, like us.

    Twit and Brat totally remind me of LaRain and her ex-husband Joe, my first cousin. Both Twit and LaRain (based on hearing stories from Brat and Joe, respectively) prefer spending more quality time with their original bio-units unit over their significant other. Both females are too much into themselves, by the way. I know because my clothes compared to their revealing of cleavage are rather conservative, if you will.

    Both couples lived together for at least two years before getting married. While LaRain and Joe divorced after a couple a years, the unmarried Twit and Brat are already blaming outside forces for their misery, including me and how I don’t have friends to blabber and confide my confidential (duh) ‘problems’.

    Maw had already verbally wished out loud the marriage between Twit and Brat doesn’t manifest: The words of parent(s) (by Filipino tradition) are strongly manifested as prayers, I’m afraid. I now understand the bad attitudes of Joes mother, Ogre (my aunt-in-law) towards LaRain’s bio-units. There was no match made in heaven because mothers (like Ogre and Maw) know what is best for their children.

    Anyway, Maw had called him to find out how his right knee was doing since he didn’t have the courtesy, nay, decency to call Maw back that morning and thank her for leaving on the dining table some dermal patches to relieve the symptoms of pain. Again, I am disappointed that Brat failed to properly thank the people who show compassion and some thoughtful gesture of caring, like Maw.

    After telling Brat two days ago, there is no way to connect their freak accidents with a little old lady like grandma, I will not stop my ‘responsibility’ as an older sister to tell Brat in a calm and relax manner my honest observation, so as not to offend his already fragile ego and emotions from prior breakups.

    Bottom-line: Once again, these stories are examples of what happens to fools who forget where they came from and ignore the people who should matter in their lives. Couples should be open and honest about their future together. If they can live ‘independently’ without interacting or at least meeting the in-laws half way (no matter how challenging), I wish the Twits good luck, meh!

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