Your Daily Paws

Month: October 2007

  • 20071031-Daily Diary

    09:00 blue eyed couple and boy. guy took three recess. he repeated eyeballs. I said balls. I waved at him. He kept looking at me. Very intense blue eyes. Happy couple seen walking from right to left on middle of OUR Dr. then almost got intercepted by white car turning right. They went under street light of MY Rd. and trotted happily into the night on the far side of the road where the yellow fire hydrant was located.

    Danced from 08:30PM after playing piano from 0630 to 08:00PM. Complained of stomach ache probably from eating too much for lunch and then sleeping for three hours afterwards from 01:30 to 03:45.

    Reported online earthquake after feeling that on 03:54 PM. Edited my post on WM website but was mysteriously updated with datestamp of 10/31/2007 04:11PM, which usually doesn’t happen.

    Synchronizing Posts Between WM Forum and Its Feed

    Hi ‘Dege’:

    I already Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:11 pm Post subject: Reporting Earthquakes

    However, when I went back to ‘Edit’ this post, th

  • 20071030-Daily Diary

    Saw skin head Indian or Mexican with gray blue ‘New York’ top and dirty blue jeans. Flicked him off around 12:15PM as we headed stopped at intersection of MY Rd. and OUR Dr. as he walked from north to south bound with silvery camera strapped around his neck. Maw angered at me for flicking him off.  Told her guy went into court and took pictures of boy’s house after taking shots upward of the Chinese one.

    Made three U-turns.  First U-turn. Saw red cone of tree pick up chopping big vehicle placed at my intersection.  Second U-turn. Third U-turn lost him to ‘Sage’. Reversed a little but decided to go to appt.

    Podiatry appt. then X-ray of mom’s right heel then picked her up. Coughing allergy hacking sounds again while she waited at first floor-underneath garage area.

    Visited Butch and Jianna at Washington hospital after receiving phone call from her mom at 11:00AM. Chucky is shit didn’t greet us; just stared. Auntie Ching happy and Butch happy. but not the crazed cousin Chil .

  • 20071030-Daily Diary

    Ear right ahhangging sound 10:53AM.

    After reading: ‘Aliens caused Sicily fires, say officials‘.

  • Spam-Oct 28, 2007 10:35 PM

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  • 20071027-Daily Diary

    Woke up to 09:11AM per my atomic clock.
    Felt good waking up.
    Posted to WM about ‘Annoying Chemtrails’.

  • 20071026-Daily Diary

    Light flashing to my left eye as I turned to look left to the white wall with eye glasses slipping from the nose

    Mass.
    McD.
    Valley Fair – Amit sold us three ‘Wind Spinners’ two small and one large.
    Chemtrail clouds above house after we got home. Took lots of photo and saved to computer.
    Sent lots of text messaging via cellphone to turd and one to twit.
    Took photo of full moon and sent cell phone photo to JR.

    Yesterday:
    Received evening phone call from turd after he left our house regarding chemtrails above our house at night.
    Took photo of full moon and one long trail cloud in the evening and saved to computer.

  • 20071026-Ho Hum

    Here is your sign and nothing more.
    It’s the middle fingers galore.
    Up in the air – I do not care
    Will not answer your silent prayer.

    I’ve done my job and so should you!
    Why do you page me – thought you knew!
    Don’t bother, really — me or mine
    Don’t worry, either — all is fine

    Trouble not who started the fires
    Of South Cal or your suppliers
    Or your leaning shoulders so hard
    Or tools of the dark lighters charred.

    Whatever you do – just do it
    Continue to fight back – don’t quit
    Keep on gifting – orgonite team
    Please wake up! It’s only a dream!

    I’ll let you know in time be well
    Those that know will never do tell
    Then again you are free to love
    And wear me like your boxing glove

    A poem (of four stanza with eight syllables in aabb pattern) and in response to a forum post to ‘us’ dorks.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20071025-Warrior Cat

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    Rhazzy Cat 20060617-1622

    A short, poetic ‘prayer’ to our Almighty Cat/God — Rhazzy.

    Kitty!
    We beseech thee!
    Answer our heartfelt prayers!
    Release our webmaster, EDGE! Oh,
    Ragdoll cat of upside down furriness! Dear,
    Intercede for us to Sensei!
    Our site needs debugging!
    Remember us,
    Kitty!

    Third modification of my lost rictameter poem (originally dated around 06/20/2006) with acrostic for the word ‘warrior’.

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.

  • 20071022-My Family

    My family is here with me.
    All seven of us upon my canopy bed of yellow sunshine
    With me in the middle between sheets of flowering pinks:
    Two under my head supporting dream-filled sleeps in vivid color;
    Two upon my ears whispering sweet nothings of romance novels;
    Two under my hands as comforting arm rests befit royalty;
    All softly now — warming and relaxing
    We close our eyes together
    Until pillow fights scattered us apart…

    My family is here with me.
    Six exist in my mind and thoughts:
    Two heartbreaks once endearing —
    So close yet unresponsive and now dull
    Four unborn pitter patters —
    Two rose petal daughters
    Two green leafy sons
    Patterns after my wishes come true
    Until the happily ever after of laundry time — again…

    Author’s note: Inanimate objects as my new family for one-third of my life.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20071022-Gun Joke

    There was once two very poor Filipino guys from the countryside where farming communities has been steadily given way to more lucrative job markets in the city. Both have been out of work, have family to support and are the verge of starvation and eviction from their rented space of relatives. One day each decided to rob a bank for much needed cash.

    The first guy seemed very burly and packed a big pistol. He went up to the teller and said, ‘Give me all you money.’ When the teller refused once, the man got upset and pointed his handgun up in the air. The sounds ‘BANG! BANG! BANG‘ soon followed. And this frightened the teller, who gave up whatever money the burly man wanted and didn’t want to get hurt because he was too big and scary. Noone was harmed during the incident and the man managed to escape to live happily ever after.

    The second guy seemed very frail and packed a smaller pistol. He went up to the teller and said in a weak voice, ‘Give me all your money.’ The teller couldn’t hear the man and asked, ‘What did you say?’ The man tried asking the same question but in a louder tone. But still the teller couldn’t hear the man. After a third attempt, the man got impatient and pointed his handgun up in the air, too. The sounds ‘Aye-putok! Aye-putok! Aye-putok!‘ was heard and that made the teller laugh out loud because she knew that this one was a not a dude like the burly man but a dud. Noone was harmed during this incident and because he was too slow to escape, he ended up in jail.

    Author’s note: Credit for this joke goes to ‘Shiva-Paw’, who has been telling me joke for the longest time but I had never gotten a chance to enter as a blog. Added more detail to the storyline of his shortened version.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20071022-Henpecked Husband

    ‘Puck, puck, puck’: doo dis, doo dat!
    Hindi ako umakyat
    Ang la mesa — magbigat!
    Dali! Dali! sa lahat…

    Literal Translation:
    [Sound of chicken]: do this, do that!
    I cannot seem to lift this up.
    This here table is so big!
    Hurry! Hurry! To everything…

    Third attempt at tanaga- a Filipino poetry of four-lined stanza, with seven syllables in monorhyme.

    Author’s note: Another woodworking event in its final stages of painting between Paw and Maw.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20071021-Dream Journal

    I’ve dream of being outdoors during daylight.

    There were two paths. One was to the left while the right was full of people going inside and out from this building. I entered the one on the left and went inside. The place was slow as this was a temporary agency.

    This dream probably meant it’s time to get a job because TPTB have held me and others before me hostage to an unknown future event, which is supposed to happen and for good. Any disclosure by me from past documentations will be met with allegation as their prime reasons not to repay us.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.